An Indian walks into a café with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure Chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian says, "Me in training for government job. Drink coffee, shoot the shit, and disappear for rest of the day!"
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I Julia Freitas da Silva, as I am president of the NGO (Mary of the Angels) the CNPJ is 10.854.865/0001-79 we worked temporarily in the street Mr Sa Rego No. 787 in the neighborhood, Vila Sao Luis, the city of Duque de Caxias in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
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We have several projects related to culture, education and social, that contact is being made also to be able to know a little of your work.
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