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Showing posts with label Weekly Political Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Weekly Political Humor. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
Weekly Political Humor
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588 when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Weekly Political Humor
I don't have any strong feelings about Obama's Nobel Prize, though it obviously was an exercise in political correctness by a bunch of pretentious judges who gave the same prize to Arafat, but I did get a chuckle out of this sign.

And I definitely don't subscribe to the sentiments in this photo, but I will admit that I laughed when it arrived in my inbox.

And I definitely don't subscribe to the sentiments in this photo, but I will admit that I laughed when it arrived in my inbox.
Monday, November 30, 2009
Weekly Political Humor
Having been exposed for engaging in a pervasive pattern of scientific fraud, this his has not been a good couple of days from the global warming alarmists. So this is a perfect time to add some insult to their injury, and a group of Minnesotans (I think that's what they're called?) have put together a very funny Christmas video:
Labels:
Global warming,
Weekly Political Humor
Monday, November 23, 2009
Friday, November 20, 2009
Obama Home Teleprompter Malfunctions
The Onion News Network hits another home run with this faux news report about Obama's home teleprompter.
And in the same spirit, here's the classic put out last year by Iowahawk.
And in the same spirit, here's the classic put out last year by Iowahawk.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Sometimes We Should Be Thankful They Don't Keep Their Promises
Monday, October 26, 2009
Weekly Political Humor
This is another classic for the picture-tells-a-thousand-words category. It is especially appropriate since the clowns in Washington want to take over our health care system.
Labels:
Government Stupidity,
humor,
Weekly Political Humor
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